Never Hear The Bollocks, Here's The Underground Strike

At 16.30 (BST) today London volition come upwards to a shuddering stop every bit the fearless workers of the London Underground downward tools as well as instruct on strike. This agency that at that spot volition live no London Underground services from this eve until the early on hours of Fri morning.
Londoners volition of degree reply to the province of affairs alongside their green stoic potent upper-lips. City bankers volition restrain on their bicycles as well as cheerful Cockneys volition induce got to shanks pony. It mightiness induce got us a piddling longer to instruct domicile this evening simply nosotros volition combat domicile happy inward the noesis that nosotros are all doing our chip to back upwards our brothers as well as sisters inward the National Union of Rail, Maritime & Transport Workers.
Alternatively nosotros may all induce got to Twitter as well as swear similar bloody troopers. The F*cking Tube Strike map is expecting the latter degree of activeness as well as is produce to map the incandescent scandalize of a metropolis inconvenienced. Already the map is lighting upwards alongside the sweary responses of Londoners to the tube strike.
Check dorsum inward later, when the blast genuinely begins. to witness this map exploding alongside f#cking expletives.